DAY FOUR
I woke up early on Monday morning. I knew I had a long drive ahead of me though I told myself that I wouldn’t hurry. I fully admit the late night at the hotel bar affected my head. A long shower in the handicap shower stall, a couple of aspirin and two tall glasses of water did nothing to help. I left the hotel at 9 AM and stopped at Jamba Juice for a recoup smoothie.
By 9:30 I was on the 101 on my way home. There are some things I don’t understand in urban planning. OK, there are a lot of things I don’t understand about urban planning, like why have traffic lights that have the green arrow that is green for approximately 1.45 seconds which isn’t even enough time for me to realize that the light has turned green much less step on the gas and make the turn? Why develop a freeway system where three separate highways join into one single 2-lane highway at exactly the same place? Why put up yield signs if no one actually ever yields to stop? Shouldn’t it be, “Oh, Just Go” signs instead? And the point of all this is, why in the hell do they have Hwy 101, which is 3 lanes of traffic on either side, just end after the Golden Gate Bridge and send you directly into downtown? It just…ends. One minute you’re enjoying the view at 70 mph and the 2nd minute you’re at a traffic light (one of many) with a Kinko’s on the corner. After 45 minutes of fighting downtown San Francisco traffic, I had the pleasure of 70 mph glory again.
I called Kevin after the downtown madness. I had one last place I wanted to go on this trip but I couldn’t exactly remember how to get there. When Kevin and I first started dating, when he was still living in WI and I was out here, we drove up to San Francisco for a weekend. Purely by accident, we stumbled upon a place called Casa de Fruta. We were at that shy, giggly stage of dating (well, I was…Kevin was mostly just shy) and Casa de Fruta was this huge Mecca of roadside attraction joy. Something about that place opened us up a bit and got us laughing without nervously wondering if the other person thought us silly or weird. Maybe it was the Casa de Choo-Choo they had on site. Maybe it was the Casa de Wine tasting we had. Whatever it was, it was the start of a great memorable weekend. I felt I had to stop and pay homage.
Casa de Fruta is about 20 minutes east of the 101 on Hwy 152. Because it’s been so dry and the grass so yellow, I barely remembered the landscape from the first time we were there. However, since Case de Fruta is pretty much the only thing out there, it’s extremely hard to miss.
Casa de Choo-Choo!
I first stopped in the Casa de Wine and had a Case de Wine tasting. The tasting is free and you’re allowed to sample two of their wines. They primarily do fruit wines so I tasted the bing cherry and pomegranate and promptly purchases two bottle of the bing cherry for the 2 for 1 special.
Casa de Wine!
I then stopped in their Casa de Fruit Stand\Casa de Grocery\Casa de Souvenir shop and spent more money than I probably should as I was very caught up in the Casa de Moment. I wandered around their Casa de Parking Lot and spent a lot time taking Casa de Pictures. It was Casa de Great.
Casa de Old Truck with Fruit and Jam display!
Casa de We've Been Here For Awhile!
After about an hour, I knew I had to get back on the road. I said good bye to Casa de Fruta and headed back to the 101.
About 5 hours later, I realized that I should have taken Interstate 5 instead of Hwy 101. I had said I wanted to take my time but at that point, I just wanted to get home. Hwy 101 is incredibly boring and Kansas-like from Salinas to San Luis Obispo. I stopped as sparingly as I could. I called up every one of my family members pleading with them to talk me through the flat lands and the distinct smell of pigs and cow manure. By 6 PM I had made it to Santa Barbara, where I stopped at a hotel restaurant for dinner. I was the youngest one there by about 40 to 50 years but it was a nice break from highway lines.
Finally, at 9 PM – 12 hours after I left the dark handicap hotel room in Santa Rosa, I pulled into my driveway. I was tired and I smelled bad but it was comforting to be there as much as it was sad that the trip was over. I went inside and made Kevin admire all the things I bought. As the days went on and I described my trip, the more Kevin was interested in going. I will definitely do this again – with Kevin. Maybe we’ll do different tours at Hearst Castle; maybe we’ll do different wineries, and maybe, just maybe we’ll make it all the way to the Redwoods or maybe even Portland.


